I want to get out

Date: 11-01-2011 10:45 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Mumuni Samandi

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belogh at 11-01-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago)

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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.

"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

Posted: at 11-01-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

franklly at 12-01-2011 03:02 AM (13 years ago)

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u try

Posted: at 12-01-2011 03:02 AM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

thom at 12-01-2011 04:36 AM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 12-01-2011 04:36 AM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Skypon2002 at 12-01-2011 09:37 AM (13 years ago)

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Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 12-01-2011 09:37 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

shinapeters at 13-01-2011 08:28 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 12-01-2011 09:37 AM

dont be angry

Posted: at 13-01-2011 08:28 AM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 13-01-2011 08:32 AM (13 years ago)

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wetin?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 13-01-2011 08:32 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

blazingdiamond at 13-01-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago)

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really???

Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 13-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)

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actually?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 13-01-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-01-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 13-01-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

mrvoue at 14-01-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)

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this one dey give me stomach ache. Angry

Posted: at 14-01-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

jjdogara at 14-01-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago)

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well

Posted: at 14-01-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-01-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago)

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huh?

Posted: at 14-01-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

MrDon at 14-01-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)

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watz dis shit???

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enoeno at 14-01-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: franklly on 12-01-2011 03:02 AM

u try

small

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: mrvoue on 14-01-2011 02:49 PM

this one dey give me stomach ache. Angry

i thought am the only 1 having such symptom... Embarrassed

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-01-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago)

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i.c

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

florish4love at 14-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)

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Funny

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Teeteeylaryor at 14-01-2011 04:39 PM (13 years ago)

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okay, you try

A smile costs less dan electricity but gives more light 2 ur face!So always smile & prove dat u r d best tube... Wink

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:39 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Kristiantus at 14-01-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 14-01-2011 04:39 PM

okay, you try

him no try anytin... stop faking it. Angry

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

emmajenic1 at 14-01-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago)

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hmmmm......

Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

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