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![-]( "Moshaden4real") Moshaden4real at 6-11-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago)  (m)
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died Of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery,
spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O'Neil,
Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken'. | Posted: at 6-11-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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 abeg you no go kill me with laugh
| Posted: at 6-11-2010 01:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Dead on....  | Posted: at 6-11-2010 03:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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nice one
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 6-11-2010 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "mhspecial") mhspecial at 6-11-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago) (m) abeg you no go kill me with laugh [/quote] you make sense die lol | Posted: at 6-11-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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mehn, this is crazy!! | Posted: at 6-11-2010 06:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "4kasibe247") 4kasibe247 at 6-11-2010 06:59 PM (13 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 6-11-2010 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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THIS IS HILARIOUS | Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 6-11-2010 08:33 PM (13 years ago) (m) I cant explain how funny dis joke is I mean dis is classic........kep it up man
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Mariah123") Mariah123 at 6-11-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago) (f) I dey very sure say na laughing-cry be dat :'( | Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 6-11-2010 08:45 PM (13 years ago) (m) How u know? Na u carry am go dat mortuary?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "ajanni") ajanni at 7-11-2010 09:24 AM (13 years ago) (m) ok | Posted: at 7-11-2010 09:24 AM (13 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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I cant explain how funny dis joke is
I mean dis is classic........kep it up man
Thanks | Posted: at 7-11-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Arabmoney2") Arabmoney2 at 7-11-2010 04:22 PM (13 years ago) (m) gud
I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES | Posted: at 7-11-2010 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I cant explain how funny dis joke is
I mean dis is classic........kep it up man
thnx, 1st tym it mak sense to u
| Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xena15") xena15 at 8-11-2010 10:57 AM (13 years ago) (f) Nice 1
D devil must b using ur destiny 2 weave his pubic hair if u think imma change all ma colors 4 u! | Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 8-11-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago) (m) cool joke.. | Posted: at 8-11-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Arabmoney2") Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 11:46 AM (13 years ago) (m) I cant explain how funny dis joke is
I mean dis is classic........kep it up man
thnx, 1st tym it mak sense to u lol
I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES | Posted: at 8-11-2010 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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