40 Reasons to date a Nigerian man (Page 7)

Date: 30-09-2009 3:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Tassara
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- eddybabs at 1-10-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- around_d_corner at 1-10-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: eddybabs on  1-10-2009 04:44 PM
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I C..
Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- eddybabs at 1-10-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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now u know
Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 1-10-2009 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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OKay

Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sera4all at 1-10-2009 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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but  i  we  not  marry  nig man
Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- eddybabs at 1-10-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sera4all on  1-10-2009 04:54 PM
but  i  we  not  marry  nig man

then give me 40 reasons why u cant marry nig man???
Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- erikaakpan at 1-10-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Tassara on 30-09-2009 03:45 PM
ha ha. this is so cool Cheesy i found it on a site and felt like sharing it with u Cheesy

1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now..."
3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!
4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!
5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style. 6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.
7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has got his education or he got something going on.
11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.
12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that.
13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.
16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.
17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him.
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal". 31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
34. No need for Bosom  implants to impress am!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.
38. Her singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin you dey miss when you dey carry Akata woman!
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!
Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"



poster..this is soo true! my fav is 22!

Posted: at 1-10-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddybabs at 1-10-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 1-10-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mather at 1-10-2009 05:40 PM (14 years ago)
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a major reason not to date a a nigerian guy is because itz difficult to find a cute nigerian guy but the girls are beauty themselves. No offense guys.
Posted: at 1-10-2009 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- around_d_corner at 1-10-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: erikaakpan on  1-10-2009 05:14 PM
Quote from: Tassara on 30-09-2009 03:45 PM
ha ha. this is so cool Cheesy i found it on a site and felt like sharing it with u Cheesy

1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now..."
3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!
4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!
5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style. 6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.
7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has got his education or he got something going on.
11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.
12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that.
13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.
16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.
17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him.
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal". 31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
34. No need for Bosom  implants to impress am!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.
38. Her singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin you dey miss when you dey carry Akata woman!
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!
Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"



poster..this is soo true! my fav is 22!
this abii.....22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.is like u like meat die....
Posted: at 1-10-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- eddybabs at 1-10-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mather on  1-10-2009 05:40 PM
a major reason not to date a a nigerian guy is because itz difficult to find a cute nigerian guy but the girls are beauty themselves. No offense guys.

r u sure... maybe... no cute guys in ur village... which village r u from??
Posted: at 1-10-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 1-10-2009 08:08 PM (14 years ago)
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reasons
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- macgreat at 1-10-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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lol... she no get village, na mars she from

Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 1-10-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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eddybabs..eheheh! u wan know where shey cum from?
Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 1-10-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on  1-10-2009 08:11 PM
lol... she no get village, na mars she from
u and your matter..she will be back for u
Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 1-10-2009 08:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  1-10-2009 08:11 PM
Quote from: macgreat on  1-10-2009 08:11 PM
lol... she no get village, na mars she from
u and your matter..she will be back for u

OKay, i will be waiting

Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- eve_ebony at 1-10-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago)
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wow nice reason...
Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 1-10-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago)
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she will fire u..eheh
Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 1-10-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- macgreat at 1-10-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Why is Blackie laughing?

Posted: at 1-10-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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