Drunk Driver!

Date: 26-05-2011 1:12 pm (13 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 26-05-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago)
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A Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car.
"Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.
"Shertainly! " said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door f'me, I can prove it to ya."
The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor.
The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee the bed there? Thast mine! Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. An' see that guy lying next to her?
"Yeah?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point to seriously doubt the man's story.
"Well, thash me!"

Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
as sweet as u are.....
sweerie, u tried  Grin

how u dey?  Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Nonso85 at 26-05-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice 1...
Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 26-05-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
which 1 abegii b4 b4p
Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) |
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- lanudja at 26-05-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 ???ok
Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 26-05-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
La nu ja you don come?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 26-05-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4....
Posted: at 26-05-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 01:39 PM
no kiss me jooo

who wan kiss u?  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 26-05-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 26-05-2011 02:01 PM
La nu ja you don come?

no she don go  Grin

Posted: at 26-05-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 26-05-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 01:39 PM
no kiss me jooo
no steal my kiss joor Angry Angry

sky sweerie i dey sweet Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
hw r u Kiss
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 26-05-2011 03:01 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 01:39 PM
no kiss me jooo
no steal my kiss joor Angry Angry

sky sweerie i dey sweet Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
hw r u Kiss

 Kiss Kiss honeyyyyyyy, am fine jare
no mind step.
i no know weather him be gay wey dey sleal man kiss  Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 03:04 PM
how i go collect man kiss Huh?

but u don open that ur long mouth make u collect am......
u be gay?  Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kelvinkel at 26-05-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago)
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why should he
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- lanudja at 26-05-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 26-05-2011 02:39 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 26-05-2011 02:01 PM
La nu ja you don come?

no she don go  Grin

Abeg tell am for me... boo Tongue
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 26-05-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-05-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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nne, you don cum... Grin
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 26-05-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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yes

Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-05-2011 04:09 PM (13 years ago)
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you don see your iya-ile?... Grin
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 03:17 PM
i neva wan kiss virus  Angry Angry Angry

so ur babe dey give u virus kiss since u no wan collect am
na my own u wan com collect?
tufikwa!  Angry Angry

Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on 26-05-2011 03:54 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 26-05-2011 02:39 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 26-05-2011 02:01 PM
La nu ja you don come?

no she don go  Grin

Abeg tell am for me... boo Tongue

i go go for house tell am  Cheesy

Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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