Easy Shit buddy, Pal
Common u can do much better
stop your ra, ra, shit
Nigga no way rap better than, act better, 

Brung on, motherphyuker sung on, run on
Come on, go and have fun on, run on
Immediate considered, no you really ain't
cos no one else can talk shit way you do

School kid, the cool slid
you are a kid @ rappin still shoot shit easy kid
Ain't no way on Earth to faze 50,
To back me off takes more than your nightmare

Shit easy, all on ya albums slaughterin
Better spin like slavery when I order one
Rejects creep yet keep step
Every borough, every state, every country in deep shit
Cos they are tired of your rappin shit

U suck, numb, dumb rapper u are
Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it
How you gonna move like 50
when u possess a skill like a p*ssy

Listen easy shit No entry for a rhymin shit u got
I don't need anyone else rap with either
I got all da skillz to impress people
da voice of the people of all time
I reign, 50 reign I got the skill

There's a rapper I know many interested in
50 his wonderful name

Posted: at 17-12-2010 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

phyuk fat ass nasty dirty Easy shit
Filth, shit, phyukin filth yeea
Ayo my style bust holes in the earth
Crush the crust by the dirtiest

Make plans for the casket
Your head lands in a basket
A dead mans in a plastic
I got red hands and a mass of fits

phyukin rap pervert, you serve dirt
Your butt click will beat your phyukin ass and camcord it
I ain't set the stroke and I ain't for games,
I just came to claim what s mine

Easy shit face reality I'm not your pawn
You know all I really wanna do is phyuk ur butt
gon' let a money hungry women set u up.
And if you think I'm that stupid you done pressed your luck.

I got plans for you, Easy shit, I'm in need of a pet-sitter
I go through your profile, I got the skill
If my dawg bark u can tell him easy
I got five of them motherphyukers tryin' to smother me already.

We can't go steady, but you can give my dawg a lead
My dawg lips is tantalizing, kiss them if u aint homo
I'd love for you to stay but I got another date,
with a fat chick that eat cake on playskates.

She rubbed my funky ass feet and feed me grapes
plus my main man in the on the show
run outta tapes
U go get it on time back to train my dawg

Thats what u are Easy shit, DAWG

Posted: at 17-12-2010 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Merry Xmas Pal

Posted: at 18-12-2010 10:09 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Mery Xmas peeps

Posted: at 20-12-2010 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

MERRY XMAS RADARK

Posted: at 21-12-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Mery Xmas 50, hope you make it chilly wherever u are bro

Posted: at 21-12-2010 07:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

MERRY XMAS RADARK

Posted: at 21-12-2010 11:35 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

yes ooo merry xmas

Posted: at 22-12-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ds lines r wack

Posted: at 27-12-2010 07:43 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Happy new year in advance pals

Posted: at 27-12-2010 12:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Merry New Year

Posted: at 29-12-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

thanks pal

Posted: at 29-12-2010 04:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

They call me M.I.C.key-/n i gat the M.I.C's key/i'm ticking n i'm sleeky/lyk a pin imma pricking
i'm not sick bt i'm ILL/i'm slippery lyk an eel/without a gun i still kill/i heal d game lyk a pill/i'm smoking HOT-make ur skin peel/d way i keep it real makes u wonder if itz 4 real/i ride my car without no wheel/n HATERS u can go rite ur will/i cook dis beats lyk a meal/n i process cos i'm a rap MILL/
See, i rock d M.C/Gat d same name wit FECKO tha emcee/throw haters 2 a deep blue sea.

I'm a member of a lyrical fraternity/I giv birth at a rap maternity/i flow till eternity/i'm a kitten n i'm witty/pack d dough in my kitty/i'm a tailor i'm rap knitting/my individuality gat d quality/i flow without quantity/rap is my polity/i hope yo feel ma ABILITY!

Posted: at 31-12-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

one, two, three and to tha fo'
check it money-changer is takin' ova tha show (fasho!)
imma teach ya'll a lesson on how this shit blows
cuz the pimp is in the house and ya'll are my hoez!
so bow down to the best in west since 'pac
cuz yer ryhmez don't get no dimez, yer shitz dry as chalk
you can run your mouth all day long but yo' shit don't walk
i got thousand dolla billz in mah grill baby money talks
MickeyJar dontcha know you're lyrics is horse-sh!t
50scent are ya amish feedin' offa MickeyJar's left tit?
a-grave he's so brave to come out of the closet
i applaud allayall anyways cause if i didnt
it's be like booing at the kids in the special olympics
im outtro- peace

Posted: at 31-12-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

hahaha..wackest rhymes i've eva seen@money changer... LETS ROLL
oops,cops cum take n arrest dis wack/
cum n detain him cos he's a quack/
u gat lil money datz why u giu changes/
beware of mickey cos i shoot at diffrent ranges/
i fink u're a coward,so we wont beef,letz chicken/
bt note dat dissing mickey makes u mentally stricken/
let me pause<pus> for now cos i fink u're a weakling!

*peace out*

Posted: at 31-12-2010 05:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

isten up MickeyJar

you wanna battle money-changer?
how can you?
when you cant handle Me.
When i speak its Prophetic as A gospel from Luke
My Flow will Hit you harder than a 2 ton Nuke Remember Nagaskai and hiroshima
ill Blow out your lungs like you have emphysema
Ready or Not here i come
oh shit, dajaVue,, isnt that what i said to your Mom?
Now i got your attention
bear witness to this lyrical Gangsta invention
I dont think you have what it takes for redemption.
im a woman of my word
Im a G, All the Eyes are on me
You still think you can phyuk with me?
I honestly Disagree.
For what makes a woman is his action
I push Keys
ill crush you like a tsunami in the West Indies
Your Flow is honeypot
Im a killa venereal disease
ill Wipe you out.
Attend your funeral and marvel at my expertise
Load the Mac
they say im a street Hacka
Ill Infest your Hard drive with LEAD
You phyuking with a Gangsta
Watch Where you Tred
after all this is done
Mexico is where ill Head
conduct Business down there.
Pop shit off,, with no Dispair
so,,, i here by declare
that you watch your mouth
and beaware.
Before i come back
and Give that ass another Tear.

Posted: at 1-01-2011 11:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

.. Money changer don't u knw u're in danger/
i'm gon giv u a trip to rap land where u're a stranger/
yhur flow z so wack it propably got jaundice/
u can't even spit correctly even if u read pride n prejudice/
yhu must be AKON{a corn} cos u're stuck in d middle/
don't mess wif me bro, i play d fiddle/
yhu can't understand my flow cos itz a riddle/
yhur bums is sweaty already/
u're so slow bt main yhu aint steady/
mehn.. U're so wack gals hate yhu/
thatz why they can't date yhu/
money changer d masturbator... Hav u phyukd urself 2day?..*peace out*

Posted: at 2-01-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

listen up you cockk suckin little b!itch
i see you did ya homework but theres still a bit of a glitch
your not better than i so why would you even try
and dont go talkin like you gone pop somthin dont lie
MickeyJar you couldnt see me if i was on tv
believe me your a fukin waist of my time just so easy
I dont flow wack i spit my lyrics you got that
and before you come at me learn how to spell cuz you lack
the neccesary skills to make it in rap
and dont ever put my name in ya verse in your motha fukin life
im not Akon i dont disrespect my mother get that right
i was just being real spekin how feal
and how dare you qustion my motive
i rap to eat and you better leave that wel noted
and i aint sugar coated cuz my temper is fully unloaded
you aint gotta be scared of me cuz youll lose anyway
we can go verse for verse any motha fukin day
you can go to sleep but ima put you to bed
its like a d!ck in ya mouth man phyuk what you said
and talkin bout masturbating how
and i say that from the bottom of my heart turely sincere
my skills you just cant measure
ima use silver bullets so they open ya chest and find treaure
the first clip is work everything else my pleasure
this little chump said somethin so went head huntin
when your diminished im finished
and what would you say about it absolutly nothin
my guns a ticket to heaven and its a one way trip
call it the acrobat how that sh!t make you flip
i aint even stressin all that bull you said
beefin wit me is like somkin weed you only doin it to get you dead
steppin to me damn cuz what was you drinkin
these are my thoughts FUK what you were thinkin
and your rhymes dont make things burn you should just burn em
take a look at my styles and you better learn em

Posted: at 2-01-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Like MI u're a dwarf on the MIC,listen/
yhu won't drop PUNCHlines even if u trained wif mike tyson/
yhu won't drop a thriller even if u awoke mike jackson/
i'm a lyrical assasin/
i'm here to make yhu pay 4 ur sin/
no need battling wif u cos i'd still win/
u gat mud in yhur mouf datz y u speak dirty/
ur rhymes are so cheap,they're cheaper dan petty/
i repeat yhu must be AKON<A CORN> cos u gon be in d EMERGENGY ROOM/
yhu aint FLY,u're LAME e'en if u borrowed a witch broom/
start running wack cos i'm yhur doom/
i had 2 close my nose when i enterd this FORUM/-SMELLY! frm ur dead lines/
n i'm here to drill it out lyk em lead mines/
gurls don't even fear yhu,cos watz between your legs is a PEA-cock/
u tryna beef wif me?-i wish u good luck/
WELCOME TO HELL..this is einstein's rap king of 2 double 0 nine/
even if i ask how are yhu? U WONT SAY FINE!!

Posted: at 3-01-2011 09:05 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

I'm the best & master of lyrics
In case you're unaware my beats are always wrong
I'll exterminate your crew if I don't like you
with one rhyme I subdue my adversaries are through
I'm the best, fascinatin' my names' 50 cent
I'm the royalty of rap, what else can I say

Experienced, rhyme skilled, plus my voice isn't waxed
Funky fresh party rocker, so let's face facts
I'll dust you off if I require practice
Vocal cords so rough that they shit on you

Choreographer of rhymes, best of all times
Composition technican with the b-boy's mind
Terrorizin' emcee's instructions in my path
Make your girlfriend ask me for my autograph

I'm the mic dominater, best of all times
And you ain't heard nothin' till you heard 50's rhyme
I rock!!

Posted: at 3-01-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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