Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats
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Posted: at 7-05-2010 02:43 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Yo mama so fat,wen she puts on a yellow coat,ppl shout "taxi taxi"

Posted: at 7-05-2010 07:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u really wanna statr dis??

Posted: at 7-05-2010 07:58 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

yo mama is so bald, u can see wats on her mind

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

bring it on...yo mama so dum,she got hit by a parked car.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:09 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

yo mama so dum,she sits on d TV and watches d couch.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ur mama so fat,wenever she finally turns around..,ITS HER BIRTHDAY!

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 yo mamas so lazy she's got a remote control, 4 hr remote control

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

yo mama so dum,she needs a recipe to boil even water.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

una nor go kill me with laughter for NP! Haha...hahah!!!

Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

bia, wetin this post find come here again?... abeg if una two (mrvoue and sanya01) no like una mama, make una kukuma kill dem... which kin rubbish joke una dey play so...

Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

kai kai,i dey follow.More comments pls.Kristi,i dey feel yah

Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yo mama so ugly,ur dad always av to wait till its halloween b4 takin her own.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur mama so bald, she took a bath and got brainwashed!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ur mama so ugly,they pay her to keep her cloths on at a strip joint.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kai kai,i dey follow.More comments pls.Kristi,i dey feel yah

emmy nwoke ike... kedu?...

Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

i no knw wetin dat one mean o buh i no YO mama so fat,she made me miss 20 programs wen she passed in front of my TV.

Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i no knw wetin dat one mean o buh i no YO mama so fat,she made me miss 20 programs wen she passed in front of my TV.

e be like say you no get mama abi?... i sure say if you get one, all dis rubbish no go dey come out from your dirty mouth..

Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

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