1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in

diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the

door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put

them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be

out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature

anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so

that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the

opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the

do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they

are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40

years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for

directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell

him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him

jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...

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Posted: at 31-10-2009 09:11 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Women u mean?

Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

nice one baby.

Posted: at 31-10-2009 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Better

Posted: at 31-10-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

GULDER

Posted: at 31-10-2009 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

consolation

Posted: at 31-10-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Women!

Posted: at 31-10-2009 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

lolz

Posted: at 31-10-2009 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Kk

Posted: at 31-10-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

we don hear sha....

Posted: at 31-10-2009 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

wetin do u???

Posted: at 31-10-2009 03:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

stupid post

Posted: at 1-11-2009 02:16 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

this na arrant nonsense

Posted: at 1-11-2009 07:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

E tire me oh

Posted: at 1-11-2009 08:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

RUBBISH...why i open am again
okay i know.

Posted: at 2-11-2009 08:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

check out her name..

Posted: at 2-11-2009 10:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

U no well oh

Posted: at 2-11-2009 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

u are good go girl.I'll make sure my daughter hears of this as soon as i av one

Posted: at 6-11-2009 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Cassyluv i will like to give u one!

Posted: at 6-11-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Cassyluv i will like to give u one!

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Posted: at 6-11-2009 01:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

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