Akpos and the Nun

Date: 01-03-2014 10:15 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Bright Augustine
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- at 1-03-2014 10:15 PM (10 years ago)
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Akpos close from work
on Friday and decided to
giveany lady that came
his way a lift. After the
2nd turn from his office
along Ikorodu
expressway, he saw a
nun and gave her a lift.
While they were going
he did not know how to
start a conversation with
her, therefore, he placed
his hand on her laps
pretending if it was a
gear stick. The sister
softly said Mathew7;7' ,
he quickly removed his
hand, and resume
concentrating on his
driving. He attempted it
the 2nd and 3rd time,
and each time, she
repeated, Mathew 7:7'.
When the nun got to her
destination, she opened
the door and said to the
man, 'Youngman, the
problem with you is that
you don't read your Bible
When akpos got home,
he opened his Bible to
MATHEW 7:7 which
reads "ask and it shall be
given".
IF YOU ARE AKPOS...
WHAT WILL YOU DO??


Posted: at 1-03-2014 10:15 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- DaCutest at 1-03-2014 11:04 PM (10 years ago)
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I go first punch ur eyes out for wasting my time. Joke of the day my brown foot!

Posted: at 1-03-2014 11:04 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 1-03-2014 11:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Waris dis

Posted: at 1-03-2014 11:44 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-03-2014 06:50 AM (10 years ago)
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poster but why?

Posted: at 2-03-2014 06:50 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 2-03-2014 01:00 PM (10 years ago)
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no b only mathew 7:7, u for write john 10:10
Posted: at 2-03-2014 01:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 2-03-2014 02:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Chai! Another yaba left candidate dictated
Posted: at 2-03-2014 02:44 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 2-03-2014 03:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: marvelmax on  1-03-2014 10:15 PM
JOKE OF THE DAY
Akpos close from work
on Friday and decided to
giveany lady that came
his way a lift. After the
2nd turn from his office
along Ikorodu
expressway, he saw a
nun and gave her a lift.
While they were going
he did not know how to
start a conversation with
her, therefore, he placed
his hand on her laps
pretending if it was a
gear stick. The sister
softly said Mathew7;7' ,
he quickly removed his
hand, and resume
concentrating on his
driving. He attempted it
the 2nd and 3rd time,
and each time, she
repeated, Mathew 7:7'.
When the nun got to her
destination, she opened
the door and said to the
man, 'Youngman, the
problem with you is that
you don't read your Bible
When akpos got home,
he opened his Bible to
MATHEW 7:7 which
reads "ask and it shall be
given".
IF YOU ARE AKPOS...
WHAT WILL YOU DO??

I go laff carry my self up nak for ground shout pb4 Sad

Posted: at 2-03-2014 03:47 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 3-03-2014 08:44 AM (10 years ago)
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Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:44 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 11:02 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  2-03-2014 03:47 PM
I go laff carry my self up nak for ground shout pb4 Sad
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 3-03-2014 11:02 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-03-2014 12:56 PM (10 years ago)
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zeigbo but why?

Posted: at 3-03-2014 12:56 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 3-03-2014 02:25 PM (10 years ago)
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d joke funny die  Grin

more pls , dnt mind dem / dey are nt beta dan u . una b same
Posted: at 3-03-2014 02:25 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 03:53 PM (10 years ago)
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U re a yeye

Posted: at 3-03-2014 03:53 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 3-03-2014 04:29 PM (10 years ago)
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choi! thank God say i no read this pb4
Posted: at 3-03-2014 04:29 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 04:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 3-03-2014 04:40 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 3-03-2014 05:32 PM (10 years ago)
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make i die u  Angry
Posted: at 3-03-2014 05:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 3-03-2014 07:04 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-03-2014 04:29 PM
choi! thank God say i no read this pb4
how u come knw say na pb4?

Posted: at 3-03-2014 07:04 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 08:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Somebody use this joke do testimony for church on Sunday
And na me and rakelly sidown for one chair wey we manage half half and for church pple shout testimony b4 as the psn dey give am Sad
Na the same fin we still con jam for hia Sad

Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 3-03-2014 08:37 PM (10 years ago)
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wich kain u & rakelly? in fact, time don reach & u must ansa- where omomarty?
wetin u take am do?
if na money, where NP share?
Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 09:11 PM (10 years ago)
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ask ram

Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:11 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 3-03-2014 10:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  3-03-2014 08:37 PM
wich kain u & rakelly? in fact, time don reach & u must ansa- where omomarty?
wetin u take am do?
if na money, where NP share?
ghen! Ghen!! Ghen!!! Ghen!!!!

Posted: at 3-03-2014 10:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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