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821  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN on: 3-11-2009 03:31 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on  6-10-2009 04:45 AM
posted b1000
Toks which one u don post? eleru
822  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEWLY WED COPPLE on: 2-11-2009 11:22 AM
Dimeji u try sha but next time use (kg) wey naija fit understand Cool Cool
823  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: LOVING ON THE LAWN on: 2-11-2009 11:18 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 31-10-2009 07:43 PM
Oya do quick make we promote you go addict.
Me too I need a quick promotion ...how we go arrange?
824  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters on: 2-11-2009 10:21 AM
check out her name.. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
825  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The TV Host Cant Stop Laughing on: 2-11-2009 10:18 AM
hmmmmmm..what will I say Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
826  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEPA on: 2-11-2009 10:15 AM
dat guy is a NEPA staff.. check out his suite
827  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: REHEARSAL on: 2-11-2009 10:01 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 31-10-2009 11:49 AM
Ft lord of ajasa
A compliment?..den I need 2 but 9nice sweet ladies beside me like Neossha & dimeji
so I can do more Cool Tongue Tongue Grin Roll Eyes
828  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! on: 30-10-2009 06:47 PM
Quote from: idorenyen007 on 12-11-2008 06:43 PM
nice one omotola,but sisters just dont over do unless the prophey in jeremiah will come to pass:for evry man u have 7 women.
Omo knows whats up! she's too smart to try any of the above Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
829  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: can ur partner be with ur phone for a day on: 30-10-2009 06:37 PM
Quote from: add12 on 29-10-2009 07:39 PM
abi what do thay want to tell each other again cus its lie
only what thay can do is to confess but that will bring more troble
so let them lough and forget it
Its easier said than done.. I think d family are in 4 a big time ..they should call a
family meeting
830  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A pastor's beards on: 30-10-2009 06:24 PM
I got ur back....nice job!!!
831  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / REHEARSAL on: 30-10-2009 06:18 PM
A Lady, Jennifer, goes to her local pet shop store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box Full of Frogs. the sign says: Sex Frogs only N100.00 eachcomes with complete instructions

Jennifer excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watchin her. she whispers softly to d man behind the counter. I'll Take one. As the man packages the frod ..he quietly says to her ' just follow d instructions' the lady nods, grabs d box and is quietly on her way home. As soon as she closes d door 2 her apartment, she opens d instuction and reads dem very carefully. she does exactly whats specified.

1. Take a shower. 2. splash on some nice perfume. 3. slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. crawl into bed and place d frog down in btw ur legs and allow d frog 2 do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with d frog and to her surprise.....Nothing Happens.
Jennifer was very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads d instructions and notices at the bottom of the page 'it says, If you ve any problem or question please call d pet store.

So, she calls d pet store. The man says: I'll be right over 'within minutes d man is ringing her door bell. The lady welcomes him in and says 'see i've done everythin according to the instructions..The damn frog just sit there.

The man......looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: LISTEN TO ME!!!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONLY ONE MORE.........TIME!!!
832  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: My butthole as ur scoreboard on: 30-10-2009 02:48 PM
yes score board...  thanx
833  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: trip 2 saudi arabia on: 30-10-2009 02:43 PM
what if the cops is a lady?
834  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / My butthole as ur scoreboard on: 30-10-2009 02:32 PM
a coupl ehas a male friend who's visiting from out of state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in and keeps him from travelling.
since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel and be on his way in the morning. "Nonsense" says the wife "our bed is plenty big enough for all three of us, and we re all friends here.

the husband concurs, and before long they re settled in: husband in the middle, wife i his left, friend on his right. after a while, the husband begins snoringand the wife sneaks over tyo the friend side of the bed and invites him to have sex with her.

Naturally, he'd like to, but he's reluctant . "we're in the same bed with ur husband , he'd wake up, and he'll kill me. "Dont worry about it" she says "he's such a sound sleeper, he'll never notice. If you dont believe me just yank a hair off his butt , he wont even wake up. So the friend yanks a hair off the husbands anus, and sure enough, she's right, the husband sleeps right through having a hair yanked out his butt.

So, she and the friend have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the bed.  After about twenty minutes, though, she's back at on his side of the bed asking him to do it again. The same argument follows, another hair is yanked from the husband's corn hole and again they ve sex.

This keeps up for about half the night, until after about sixth, when the wife goes back to her side. Then the husband rolls over, and whisper to his friend "I dont mind, that you're shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my butthole as your
835  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Hit or Stay... on: 27-10-2009 02:24 PM
looked back....cant see anything
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