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141  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! on: 17-06-2010 10:53 PM
Quote from: anthonydidioma on 15-02-2010 12:40 PM
Spoilt Pikin!

You bloody pretender I know say you dey gbadun am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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142  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! on: 17-06-2010 10:51 PM
Ajani, the wicked man !!!! wetin you dey do for moneyinbrakemi's house when he comot go work ??

Just say ya last prayer, ya prick do trespas reach lion's den.

Ajani no dey pity anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Pay ya prick rest in perfect pieces !!!!!!


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143  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What goes to Heaven first? on: 17-06-2010 10:47 PM
Quote from: iphie on 17-06-2010 10:40 AM
too much praise nd less critisisim..............waow

14 14 borrow me ur jazz

Na my mama do am for me but she don caput !!!!!!!!!


wetin we go do now?Huh?

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144  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: We all evolved from monkey !!!!!! on: 17-06-2010 10:46 PM
Quote from: iphie on 17-06-2010 10:31 AM
it shows dat women r smarter dan men. we just dnt lyk to crush their BIG EGO

Iphie dear, where have you been hiding !!!! You need to come home now. ya pikins don old enough make I give you another one, all this hide and seek films tricks no go helep una...


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145  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: FIFA changed rules !!! on: 13-06-2010 03:46 PM
Quote from: Don-ziggy on  8-06-2010 12:07 PM
na were u the get ur own story an pics hahahaha

Na through serious research !!!!!

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146  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If women rule the world, what would have happened to men??????? on: 11-06-2010 11:05 AM

Just passing and searching  !!!!

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147  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! on: 11-06-2010 11:02 AM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 26-05-2010 05:16 PM
God help that guy in the den of 14 inches house

Abeg no be in ma house. Na my neigbhour's house !!!!! I dey use man-heating lion and Crocordiles to guard my house and wife,
 in case any one wan tranga !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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148  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What goes to Heaven first? on: 11-06-2010 10:58 AM
Quote from: ARIBI on  1-06-2010 01:10 PM
i like dis jokes

I know you would like it !!!!! Who no like better thingy Huh?Huh?

Abeg, tell me wetin go go to heaven first in your body Huh?Huh?


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149  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A wedding night in Zamfara !!!!! on: 8-06-2010 11:04 AM
Quote from: ajanni on  8-06-2010 08:41 AM
Quote from: brizio on  6-06-2010 11:55 PM
omo i dey enjoy this collision

look at another bastard animal

You guys should stop all these nonesense. This forum is for matured people and not for babies like two of you. If this continues, I may not have any other choice than to pressurise admin to revoke your access..

This is not the right place to settle whatever difference you have...

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150  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake !!!! on: 5-06-2010 12:08 AM
Quote from: terdue on  4-06-2010 11:45 PM
u too much

Thanks my guy, am really flattered..

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151  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Another way to tell her sorry "no show today" !!!!!!! on: 4-06-2010 04:12 PM
Quote from: faithaina on  4-06-2010 02:47 PM
not funny

That means it is dis-funny or unfunny Huh??

OK give us one nice joke then Huh?Huh?

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152  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Today, we are Nigeers from Zululand !!! on: 4-06-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: talkandsave on  3-06-2010 04:36 PM
throw ajanni off the plane first.  his name starts with a

followed by blessyn003, I am sure her name also starts with "B"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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153  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Be strong dear, I love you so much !!!! on: 4-06-2010 11:11 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  4-06-2010 08:52 AM
posted by me b4

and also posted by me 1 year ago !!!!!!

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154  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The worst excuses a groom can give on wedding night !!!!!!! on: 2-06-2010 01:29 PM
Dear,

I am sorry, I don't know how to say this but, you must understand, I think I find your mum more attractive !!!!!!

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155  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cure For Bosom Cancer on: 2-06-2010 01:27 PM
Quote from: iphie on 26-05-2010 02:34 PM
fine boy, wahalahi u mumu pass malu, regular sucking does nuffing, rather dan 4 d bobo 2 enjoy bobi


This is good news for the guys !!!!

Iphie is yours available for sniffing !!!!!!

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156  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / FIFA changed rules !!! on: 2-06-2010 09:47 AM


Information reaching my table from FIFA headquarter has confirmed that players would be allowed to answer the call of nature during match.

There has been great concerns especially those who farts and shits during matches..

Anyone who is pressed would be allowed to leave the pitch but can only re-join the match after satisfatory evidence from a doctor that his bowel has been thouroughly emptied !!!!

See attached for confirmation..

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157  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A wedding night in Zamfara !!!!! on: 2-06-2010 09:37 AM
Hi guys,

I hate my jokes to be politically, ethnically or religiously inclined, but on this ocassion, I cannot help but break my rules !!!!!

I learnt that one of our brothers in Zamfara has just married a baby !!!!,  this was caught on a CCTV hidden in the ex-governor's bedroom.

This was exactly what happened on his first wedding night !!!!!


Trust me, I always serve you hot, juicy and spicy !!!
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158  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / "How long before I can get a haircut?" on: 2-06-2010 09:30 AM
 A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the
same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of
customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

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159  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I heard your voice in d garden & I was afraid for I was naked !!! on: 2-06-2010 09:21 AM
 A new pastor was visiting in the homes
of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at
home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
So he took out a business card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the
...following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it
was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up
in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the
door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads,
"I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.",  but he realised, it was his daughter's handwriting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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160  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! on: 2-06-2010 09:17 AM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 29-05-2010 04:17 PM
Waiting for the research___

I need motivation of a female research assistant !!!! for the research to be successful....


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