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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! |
on: 17-06-2010 10:51 PM
| Ajani, the wicked man !!!! wetin you dey do for moneyinbrakemi's house when he comot go work ??
Just say ya last prayer, ya prick do trespas reach lion's den.
Ajani no dey pity anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pay ya prick rest in perfect pieces !!!!!!
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: We all evolved from monkey !!!!!! |
on: 17-06-2010 10:46 PM
| it shows dat women r smarter dan men. we just dnt lyk to crush their BIG EGO
Iphie dear, where have you been hiding !!!! You need to come home now. ya pikins don old enough make I give you another one, all this hide and seek films tricks no go helep una... 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! |
on: 11-06-2010 11:02 AM
| God help that guy in the den of 14 inches house
Abeg no be in ma house. Na my neigbhour's house !!!!! I dey use man-heating lion and Crocordiles to guard my house and wife, in case any one wan tranga !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A wedding night in Zamfara !!!!! |
on: 8-06-2010 11:04 AM
| omo i dey enjoy this collision
look at another bastard animal You guys should stop all these nonesense. This forum is for matured people and not for babies like two of you. If this continues, I may not have any other choice than to pressurise admin to revoke your access.. This is not the right place to settle whatever difference you have... 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cure For Bosom Cancer |
on: 2-06-2010 01:27 PM
| fine boy, wahalahi u mumu pass malu, regular sucking does nuffing, rather dan 4 d bobo 2 enjoy bobi
This is good news for the guys !!!! Iphie is yours available for sniffing !!!!!! 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / FIFA changed rules !!! |
on: 2-06-2010 09:47 AM
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Information reaching my table from FIFA headquarter has confirmed that players would be allowed to answer the call of nature during match.
There has been great concerns especially those who farts and shits during matches..
Anyone who is pressed would be allowed to leave the pitch but can only re-join the match after satisfatory evidence from a doctor that his bowel has been thouroughly emptied !!!!
See attached for confirmation..
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A wedding night in Zamfara !!!!! |
on: 2-06-2010 09:37 AM
| Hi guys,
I hate my jokes to be politically, ethnically or religiously inclined, but on this ocassion, I cannot help but break my rules !!!!!
I learnt that one of our brothers in Zamfara has just married a baby !!!!, this was caught on a CCTV hidden in the ex-governor's bedroom.
This was exactly what happened on his first wedding night !!!!!
Trust me, I always serve you hot, juicy and spicy !!! 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / "How long before I can get a haircut?" |
on: 2-06-2010 09:30 AM
| A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I heard your voice in d garden & I was afraid for I was naked !!! |
on: 2-06-2010 09:21 AM
| A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. So he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the ...following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.", but he realised, it was his daughter's handwriting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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